fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers
casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)
get on my fukken level
the thing about this that stands out to me is that the cheapest bad dragon toys are $55 each. that’s size small, single color, single firmness, no cumtube. this is obviously not the case for all, by my count, sixty-five of these dildos. some are definitely in large or extra large sizes, meaning they’re about $150-200 each. i’m not going to do extensive math or try to estimate the price of each one on the site, but i am extremely confident in saying that this image is displaying between four and ten thousand dollars of bad dragon merchandise.
that is fucking hardcore.
ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck
(puts a tiny sweater on a rabbit) i am a hare dresser
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero