April 2012
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disparateyouth:
i’d like to apologize for eveyrthing ive ever done up to this point and also for eveyrhting i will do afterwards
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i dont care i f you dont like niki minaj’s music or style or whatever but you dont call people sluts for the way they dress that’s childish and rude
coastwithme:
if you think you’re better than someone else because they like pop music
you’re not
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karentheknight replied to your post: karentheknight replied to your post: i cant wait…
im writing this all down okay I will do these things to become just like you
the next lesson comes at an installment fee of three payments of 19.99
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karentheknight replied to your post: i cant wait to be rich and wear/act/do what i want…
i want to be like you when i grow up squidmama teach me how to be like you pls
ohomhomg
well step one is to never turn down free food
step two is to avoid any extra work when ever possible
step three eat a lot of fiber
you’re on your way to becoming me!!
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literallytheonce-lerirl:
i cant wait to be rich and wear/act/do what i want so adolescents can call me a slut on their blog
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immmmmmmmmmmmm back!!!
March 2012
i feel like they were going to do a romance thing with the once-ler but cut it cause like that line about if a guy does something stupid twice its for a girl or whatever sounded really foreshadowy
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ollies out to go see a play!!! later
k1mkardashian:
i like how the krusty krab only had two employees
tunnnelsnakesrule:
it seems that some of you still think that adding tags when you reblog something makes it show up in the tag search
vaspim:
if i won the lottery, i’d still be on the compurter everyday. could you imagine? “reblog this post for a chance for me to pay off your college tuition!”
davidfincherings:
WHERE ARE YOU
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE
DO YOU NEED HELP
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im happy my contribution to the fandom was printers
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Guys I am actually loving the Omegle Onceler...
theunfler:
sassy-once-ler:
theotherusernamewastaken:
The fandom needs a secret code to say on Omegle so we know we’re talking to true Onceler fans.
SECRET CODE: GRAPES OR PRINTERS.
YES GOOD
sCREAMS
kuakusi:
fayggot:
sh4ne:
what if spongebob lived in a pear
its already a bit unsettling for an anthropomorphic sponge to live in a pineapple
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suchirolle:
I have a headcanon that Bro and Dave have random passive-aggressive verbal fights one about which drink is better - apple juice or orange soda.
Like they would just sit on the couch and play their game or watch a movie and Bro would say something like “AJ is for sissies.” out of the blue, then Dave would retaliate by saying, “Orange soda makes you gay.”
Reblog if you spend your time off the computer...
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fayggot:
starxapple:
duckler:
hannah-ler:
the-onceler:
duckler:
I just remembered the time Zac Efron dropped the condom on the red carpet at the premiere of The Lorax. And when he was questioned about it in an interview he was just all “Hey, stay safe kids.”
I want to shake that man’s hand.
*quietly coughs and sobs at the same time*
I just… really need to reblog this....
Are lorax real i want to know?
oncelerthepimp:
i saw a lorax but it might have been carrots but are they
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starxapple:
duckler:
hannah-ler:
the-onceler:
duckler:
I just remembered the time Zac Efron dropped the condom on the red carpet at the premiere of The Lorax. And when he was questioned about it in an interview he was just all “Hey, stay safe kids.”
I want to shake that man’s hand.
*quietly coughs and sobs at the same time*
I just… really need to reblog this. Literally every...
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i found it!!!!
seriously i cant find the jacket i was going to wear tonight what is this
vampiremarshall:
squidmama:
my dash is anal prolapse once again
we did it little lettuce
omg sobs
e-boobs:
i got off the bus today and a bunch of jehovah’s witnesses on bicycles came up to me and asked me if i wanted a free pamphlet and i said
“no, but i can give you directions to an actual italian restaurant”
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my dash is anal prolapse once again
