June 2012
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frickinpigeons:
ships people in a food network reality show
ive hit rock bottom
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nepeter:
squidmama:
yeah none of the sprites have tight pants
none of them have arms either so
also none of them have actual skin pigments, noses or (most of them) eyebrows
the thing is they HAVE PANTS! !!!! !!
and you can tell which kind of pants the sprites have
like aradia has a skirt, john has cargos, dave has baggies etc
are we people
or are we pants
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why i love bec noir
aristocratic-dragon:
destroys an infinite amount of universes
massacres entire armies
sheaths his sword in his own fucking chest
throws a moon at a planet
kills a giant frog floating in space
is a furry
is a carapace
is pretty much badass
chases a meteor for three years
is swooning over the girl whose friends he killed
killed a bunch of exiles (who, mind you, were going to die...
yeah none of the sprites have tight pants
none of them have arms either so
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Anonymous asked: yeah your playlist is the best thing on tumblr and i love you /rolls away
GETS ON MY MAIN BLOG TO PREPARE FOR HIS COMING
wait um
queeniekitty:
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT SQUIDMAMA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOULFUL MUHFUH BLACK WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
I SHIP HER TO HELL AND BACK.
thank uvu hugs you!!!
my body is so ready for you uu so ready
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CALLILOPE IS ASLEEP ASLEEP ASLEEP
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aaaaaaa being awake is super lame im taking a nap leave stuff in my ask box or something slugs to bed
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Experiment Log - Subject 002005
project-xii:
Kanaya Maryam (Subject 002005) was selected to act as a natural bridge between the species, a way to breed Human/Alternian hybrids for their best traits. Therefore she acted as a carrier for an artificially implanted Zygote, a bond between the Alternian egg cell and Human sperm cells.
Previous innerstructural anatomy studies conducted while █████████ the entirety of Subject...
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kittyqueer asked: seriously though what is your username. i wanna gift you stuff :)
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tunnnelsnakesrule:
zombieinmybutt:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
jesscats:
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
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oh my gosh why do i do this t mysel f i just need a nap drags myself to a sofer surface
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im gonna go cry about a violin and feed my neopets
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geromytime:
if you ever find yourself marveling in the ridiculous intelligence of andrew hussie and wondering “how does he know EVERYTHING” remember that not only did he not know how mailbox flags worked, he didn’t know that fruit gushers were a betty crocker snack
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thebesthomestuck replied to your post: my theme looks fine whats everyone goin on about
everyones themes were messed up for about 20 mins but they are fine now
aaAAAaaa i see! i missed it!
my theme looks fine whats everyone goin on about
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bardoftumut replied to your post: seeing my brother hold my violin really upsets me
D:
i was never very good at it;;;; and as long as he’s nice to it i guess its better that its getting played
rinzeru:
goodbye perfect theme and thank you tumblr for ruining it
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i love minimalism art
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red woods are so cool!
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geromykyle:
what if homestuck ends on april 13th next year
oh my god
seeing my brother hold my violin really upsets me
kingofbakas:
’ I’m a grammar nazi xD ‘
gradies:
mami’s boobs arent actually that big she just hides the weed in her bra
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me: hey mom lets do something so we can bond
mom: cant your grandparents do that
no mom they dont want to spend time with me either you are all old and going to die spend time with me jerks
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i wonder if people have my url blacklist
froakieappreciationblog asked: Good afternoon sweetie! UwU
froakieappreciationblog asked: BOOPS UR NOSE
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dezzoi replied to your post: i wish my mom would tell me she loved me
If you haven’t already, you just go to her one day and just wrap your arms around and give her a big hug and say that you love her.
i will!!! when it stops being nine bajillion degrees im gonna
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NEW Tumblr promotion features
fwugradiation:
COMING SOON from the great innovative minds at tumblr… the features you’ve ALL been clamoring for… NEW PROMOTIONS!!!! $15 - “Microsoft Slam” - Click the radio button to “microsoft slam” a post. When a user scrolls past your post on their dashboard, Microsoft Sam will read all text content in your post at maximum volume. He won’t stop until the tumblr window is closed!
Inevitable...