i have so many snot items??!　

stupidsexyhanso:

Next time TNT make a new Neopet colour
It should be
FIREWORKS!

that would actually be really cool hMM

angrypteris:

my tail is fucking ridiculous. do you even know how long it takes to brush, you insensitive pricks?

why the fuck do i have 4 ears YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THIS IS FOR ME

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sporkly:

DIRK GET AWAY FROM THAT XWEETOK

the neopet would be a uni duh gosh wow

angrypteris:

sometimes i look at the uc baby gelert

i get tears in my eyes as i whisper

“what have they done to you?”

haseecest:

For those of you having trouble with getting a high score on Cooty Wars, here are some good tips.

1. The first two levels drop the Mootix relatively slow, wait until they reach near the bottom of the screen to shoot them and get the most points you can get out of them.
2. In the second level, it’s absolutely crucial that you pay attention to which Mootix dropped first. This is crucial because if you wait for a Mootix that dropped after another Mootix, you will lose a Mootix to shoot.
3. Level Three is where they start coming at you, by this point you should have at least 300 points. Stay with the strategy of Level Two, but don’t let the Mootix fall too far. Keep it at the 3-5 point level. By the end of the level, if you stick to that point strategy, you should have 500-530 points. 
4. Level Four, the moment of truth. These things will come like wildfire, shoot them when you can no matter how low to the ground they are. If you can manage this, and keep at a relatively low shooting range, 2-5 point range maybe, you will have at least 700 points by the end of the level.
5. If you move on to the next level and your score isn’t as high as AAA’s, continue to play for as long as possible. If it takes a few tries, that’s fine.
6. The Petpetpets that show up on the screen are worth 25 points, make a point to shoot them when you can, but not every time they show up. If you miss a Mootix, then that might be one Mootix less to get you to the next  level.

I hope this helped out for those of you who needed it. :)

why is march 3rd channeled d o to lack of interest?

i still need a pirate moehog plushie