“so what did you think of our date?”
“i have no strong feelings towards you one way or another.”
“that’s such a despair-inducing thing to say… say it again.”
im norwegian and polish im the pinnacle of whiteness my mom lives exclusively off blue cheese and butter
wednesday pls stop bein hot
i dont think i can im sorry
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.