polterghast:

“so what did you think of our date?”

“i have no strong feelings towards you one way or another.”

“that’s such a despair-inducing thing to say… say it again.”

omg

im norwegian and polish im the pinnacle of whiteness my mom lives exclusively off blue cheese and butter

shephardcore replied to your post: Yo wednesday what do you look like

wednesday pls stop bein hot

i dont think i can im sorry 

dorsola:

squidmama:

can you own a tucan

yes you tucAN

lydiallama:

cherub sexting

miraculoustang:

fapping-scout:

BROTP!

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

undeadspacevixen:

alinajames:

This is exactly how it actually is haha

completely canon

miind-h0ney:

miind-h0ney:

Omg, what’s your secret?

i had my arms ripped off.

(I’m sorry the dress isn’t 100% accurate)

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